The staff are wonderful, the atmosphere is hectic, the view is fine, it's a boat on the Seine. It does not have a glass top though, so it's not as open as others. The food was awful. It's hard for me to say that. The first course, a tasting menu was almost inedible. The salmon (actual sushi like cut) was reasonably fresh but that was it. The "mini burger" is a dry pâté. The bread on the mini burger is cold, tasteless and dry. I actually forget what the other taster was but we did not eat it. Main course; we chose chicken and beef. The beef was good but medium rare was still alive, like deep purple with a seer. It was accompanied by "potatoes Anna" that was a wheel of rock hard, stale potatoes. Really bad and I love all potatoes. The beef was definitely the best choice as it must be cooked to order. My chicken was also edible and I think the sauce more fresh because we ordered the beef. The table next to ours had a congealed sauce. I'm happy we had the main course or we would have left really drunk and hungry. We ordered the cheese option, it is France, so one would assume they could not mess that up. It was cold and rock hard and had no flavor. We even left it on the table for an hour to see if it would warm to an edible state. It did not. The table bread was not a baguette, it was rolls that were cold and dense. We had them heat them but it was rough. The dessert duo they provide was also bad. We had a few bites to taste. It wouldn't kill you but you would never go back for more. It was a birthday celebration, that was very fun. The birthday cake was moist and nice. The champagne they serve is very tasty. I noted in my stars the service was 5. The staff were fantastic, they made it fun and were very attentive. There is no way I would ever go back and I doubt ever do another dinner cruise. If I did, I would spend the exuberant amount that is asked, on the fine dining cruises because this was not okay in the food department, in ANY way! We paid a total of €180 approximately and tipped another €20.
For that price, you can have a lovely, unforgettable meal for two all over Paris. SAVE YOUR MONEY! Honestly I couldn't believe, in all the reviews I read, there was no warning. I would have appreciated the heads up. Take an evening cruise with champagne, eat before or after at the restaurant of your choice. I am not picky when it comes to this kind of thing. We made it fun, we drank and ate what we could but we went out for dinner after! 😂 consider yourself warned! Oh, one last thing you'll see from the pictures, they have to clean the windows. That really is the point of the journey. I know it's difficult on a boat but these were actually hard to look out.